"we are gonna run out of air.."

...after all the people put pollutants in the air from the factories making plastic.... bags."
 
                                         - a nine year old explaining
                                               why we need to put air on the list of needs
                                                 during sunday school,
                                                   yelling over the other 98739 year old boys

on an unrelated note, we are never having nine year olds.

(except this one)

tay-has

don't worry guys

i didn't die 

which was actually a legit fear

cause bryson left me alone for 933458347 (12) days 

while he moved and i took exams boooo

all those nights i was just alone and any murderer could have found me

but none did

not even one

ok

away from my dark mind

WE LIVE IN TEXAS NOW

(i think live is the right word. i mean we are here for 4 months 

which is longer than we lived together in utah. so yeah we're going to say live.)

it's heaven.

i'm never going back to provo.

like. ever. 

it's so perfy.

bryson has a big-boy internship.

with big boy hours

and a big boy paycheck.

(and i still am on that smoothie makin lifestyle..cough.)

and normally him being gone for 10 hours a day would be a bummer

and it still is

but it's less of a bummer

because five of my favorite people are also around all the time.

yep. we live with all of my sibs and parents and pet.

(it used to be pets, but the fish died. r.i.p. journey pumpkin) 

and i think they like bryson more than they like me.

but more on that later.

here's a picture-fest of what's been going on.

kimmy got stranded in texas and i rejoiced and yes that's a metal football.

we went to the lake and bryson showed off his bikini bod.

we waited out our first tornado warning. prayers to those in OK.

cactus gardens. even i could grow one.

nubbs participated in her first color 5K and there is still chalk everywhere...

the rangers game where the sky caught on fire and everyone sang texas songs.

i have get to live with this one. every day.

bryson is apparently obsessed with cows and even got to ride one WOOHOO.

and i got a dirty chicken sandwich from my favorite place and all is well.

anyways.

 if you need me, i'll be here.

happier than a slinky on an escalator. 

bryson vs taylor

ok. so we've all seen those parodies by now of taylor swifts...really good... song, trouble

from her...really good new album.... ummm. 

just in case

here's a refresher of the classic goat version

and here is my husband doing a cover of the role of "goat"

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

here's a lesser known (but in my opinion better) parody, starring Nigel Thornberry

and bryson, being the adaptable guy he is, once again hits it spot on. 

yup. i married that.

crash.

one time when i was a little sophomore i was really sick

like the throw uppy kind

and so i showered and went to bed

without putting any clothes on

i wake up to find two of my friends in my room

one with a guitar

to serenade me back to health apparently

(don't worry i was covered, and they pretended not to notice.)

this is him

this is the song he played

he's pretty good, right?

(his band is the raven watch. look them up)

WARNING THIS PART IS UNUSUALLY MUSHY.

this song pulls at my heartstrings

it always have

now it just about kills me

because i've got my ball, i've got my chain

he's sweet like candy to my soul

and i couldn't be more in love.

(SORRY I PROMISE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN ANY TIME SOON)

Scared of the Easter Bunny

the title of the blog kind of gives it away

as a kid, i was terrified of the easter bunny

like, petrified

all of us voigt kids were

which doesn't make sense

i don't remember any traumatizing experiences with giant bunnies 

that would make us catatonic every time the easter visitor was mentioned

anyways

i thought we were alone in this

turns out not exactly

(watch this)

5 people i'm so sure i would be friends with in real life and one i would not

lord disick 

(for obvious reasons)

lily and marshall

(i would kill to be their couple-friend)

grumpy cat

(my spirit animal)

mayhem

(we are both good at making messes)

BUT NOT HER. 

(so much quirky and singing. oy vey)

5 things to make any monday better guaranteed or your money back

you guys can thank me later.

uno

dos

tres

this

(this whole blog is too funny. i die.) 

four

annnnd

cinco

happy monday, ya'll

only a few more till summer!