so you know those things that you believe
that are just SO NOT TRUE
but you just keep on believing them?
we all have them
but some people just have a llliiittttle bit of a harder time
with the whole fact vs not fact thing
here i present to you my top 3 favorite REAL LIFE I WAS THERE stories
about people defending what they thought WAS SO TRUE
but in the end they were just plain wrong
(SIDE NOTE: one of these below dummies is me. 10 points if you can guess which one.)
"where does the Y (the big block-letter on the the mountain by BYU) go during the winter?
i never see it
sooo do they take it down?"
(she was then informed that no, the Y is white, and snow is white, so in the winter, it's like CAMOUFLAGE. her life was probably never the same after that.)
how i imagine her imagining them taking down the Y.
(in nutrition class)
"JAM IS A FRUIT"
(other person tries to explain that jam is made from fruit, but is not actually a fruit)
"NO. THERE ARE JAM TREES"
it turns out this dummy was right... kind of.
was told by her friend that when a stop sign has white around it
like, you don't have to stop
unless you want to
dummy #3 gets pulled over
for GOING THROUGH A STOP SIGN
tells the police officer that it was a stoptional and no one was coming
police officer laughs so hard she almost pees
and tells dummy #3 to
NEVER EVER EVER LISTEN TO THAT FRIEND AGAIN
this kind of stop sign really would have been useful to dummy #3
OK. Now I want to hear about everyone (anyone?) who reads this blogs biggest dummy moment. or their roommates biggest dummy moment. or whatever. please. just do it for D is for DUMMY part 2.
(email them to firstname.lastname@example.org)
AND while you are sending me your stories... listen to this.
(THEY TALK ABOUT PROVO BETWEEN SECONDS 20 AND 28!!)