two straight days of posts... whaaattt?
i feel conceited
but seriously ya'll
tonight was off the chizain
in a derpy way.
so i was settling in to a night of homework
enjoying my last bit of cookie dough for 40 days
(mormons can lent too)
when i sliced that dough a little too hard
with a giant knife
and took a chunk of my finger out.
so i banged on my next door neighbors door using my head,
got to the hospital
and got all sewed up.
they got all of the skin pieced back together
and i only had to endure 839384 fat jokes about me and the cookie dough
(you guys, why couldn't i have been slicing an apple???)
and now i'm home and loopy
and i can't wear my wedding rings cause my finger is roughly the size of Mercury
but bryson told the man nurse i would blog about this
so here you go, manly man nurse
the best part was my little brother coming over to check on me
(he likes me)
and this:
huzzah for soft kitty.
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