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guys

i had a stellar blog post planned for today

but that will have to wait

because about 15 minutes ago

my universe changed 

forever

those are my pearly whites 

that i love

and am very self-concious about

and there, on the front right tooth

IS A HUGE CHIP

(ok it's not like half of my tooth is gone but its still super awky looking)

because my husband tried to kiss me

and hit my teeth with his teeth

(can we be more like 15 year olds?)

and chipped my tooth

i immediately called my family

and they laughed at me

and then comforted me

and bryson will only be sleeping on the porch tonight

not on the roof 

(kidding)

a future break-up post

guys

i really don't like provo

(i know, it's not really new news)

but seriously,

these past two weeks have been

THEE WORST

i had to deal with one very very rude semi-relative

our car broke

our rent was returned, twice, because of bank errors

(and yes, we had to pay for their mistakes)

my papa died

and i look horrible in some recent facebook pictures

guys. like literally WHAT IS HAPPENING?

i swear provo is just trying to get rid of me, too.

it's like in middle school

when my friend sarah was trying to get her boyfriend ben

to break up with her 

because she didn't want to feel bad

but she was sooo over him

her plot didn't really end well for anyone

especially for her dog

who ben dyed green

when she actually did break up with him.

(guys, that's a real story. middle schoolers be cray-cray.)

and my complain fest is done now,

because really, despite where it's located,

i love BYU

and i'll miss it when i'm gone

(in just 3 short semesters)

until then provo,

try and not kill me.

(this is not the actual green dog from the story, but hey, a green dog is a green dog)

(because you need to listen to it)