Sunday, September 15, 2013

a future break-up post

guys

i really don't like provo
(i know, it's not really new news)

but seriously,
these past two weeks have been
THEE WORST

i had to deal with one very very rude semi-relative
our car broke
our rent was returned, twice, because of bank errors
(and yes, we had to pay for their mistakes)
my papa died
and i look horrible in some recent facebook pictures

guys. like literally WHAT IS HAPPENING?

i swear provo is just trying to get rid of me, too.

it's like in middle school
when my friend sarah was trying to get her boyfriend ben
to break up with her 
because she didn't want to feel bad
but she was sooo over him

her plot didn't really end well for anyone
especially for her dog
who ben dyed green
when she actually did break up with him.

(guys, that's a real story. middle schoolers be cray-cray.)

and my complain fest is done now,
because really, despite where it's located,
i love BYU
and i'll miss it when i'm gone
(in just 3 short semesters)

until then provo,
try and not kill me.


(this is not the actual green dog from the story, but hey, a green dog is a green dog)




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