"we are gonna run out of air.."

...after all the people put pollutants in the air from the factories making plastic.... bags."
 
                                         - a nine year old explaining
                                               why we need to put air on the list of needs
                                                 during sunday school,
                                                   yelling over the other 98739 year old boys

on an unrelated note, we are never having nine year olds.

(except this one)