wolf attack

so here's the story

i got bit by a wolf spider

had an allergic reaction to it

was home alone

called 911

rode in an ambulance

went to the hospital

annoyed all of the nurses

convinced them that i didn't reallllly need an iv

ate hospital food

freaked bryson out

and went home.

it was a pretty productive trip

i got to cross riding in an ambulance

and eating hospital food

off my bucket list

and the spider that i thought was dead

came back to life

and had 15 babies in its plastic bag.

rip 16 wolf spiders.